May 1st

3:38PM // 2 notes

Theres something inside you, it’s hard to explain. 

April 29th

7:39AM // its quite funny that some prick stole loads of stuff from my party

as all he managed to get was:

one mac: screen cracked right down the middle, audio jack doesnt work. so no sound.

one iphone: first ever iphone. half the screen is brown and unusable due to a previous accidental bbq-ing.

one blackberry: cursor doesnt work, unless with a cloth, broken plastic at the top - tends to ping off. 

one purse with no money in.

GUTTED. YOU LITTLE SHIT. 

April 27th

3:39PM // having an underwater themed party tonight.

fishy. 

April 26th

7:02PM // just cut out 100 cardboard fish and spray painted them neon orange, thats party dedication..

April 24th

3:41AM // oh good.

just had a nightmare about my ex’s girlfriend attacking me on a plane and scratching my face haha. it was awful :( 

she probably would though. 

April 19th

4:39AM

just going to take a moment to express my dismay as to how WEIRD my body shape is here. ahhhhh just a tipsy lesbian body builder jamming in the lounge.

4:34AM // i’ll never let go jack..

oh right, yep, s’laterrrr.

4:34AM // 4 notes

this made me laugh.. 

April 16th

7:20PM // 1 note // just got back from the pub

got microbiology at 9, listening to no doubt, underneath it all for about the thousanth time, not quite sure whar this posr is about, but im a little drunk. 

i wish i was on a faraway island counting turtles and recording their progress for a living, would be pretty sweet.

excellent.

April 13th

1:38PM

MOMENT OF VAIN BOREDOM.